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BREAKING: Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy Are Splitsville!

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have split after 30 years. “After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship,“ the pair announced in a joint statement on Tuesday. “We will continue to work together on television…However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, etc.“ Kermit also admitted to seeing another pig named Denise in the ABC promotion department. He declined to say whether he and Miss Piggy would ever get back together, but it’s worth nothing that the Muppets reboot premieres this fall…

 

Is Nothing Holy? Miss Piggy and Kermit Are Over: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a44287/miss-piggy-and-kermit-break-up/

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